Rumor: Leaked Autopsy Photos May Show Michael Jackson was in fact part Alien

Rumors are swirling that the recently leaked autopsy photos of music ledged Michael Jackson may contain evidence that suggests his superhuman dancing powers were bestowed upon him by an alien race. Thus far there seems to be no actual evidence of the photographs’ existence, but some suggest the reason for its disclosure may be due in part to a sprawling cover up conspiracy that involves the CIA, FBI, the White House, Joe Jackson, and the Kladuthins, the alien race responsible for Michael’s unique brand of musical entertainment.

Though still trying to remain disguised in his human form, a representative of the Kladuthin race sent FunnyCrave an exclusive comment expressing his amusement at the thought of the photos being leaked:

“Yeah, every time I think about the pictures I just imagine the corner’s face. He’s probably all like, ‘Holy Crap!’ as he dissects Michael’s leg and finds that he had seven Achilles tendons like all Kladuthins, all of which worked independently of one-another in order to produce that ultra-fine Moonwalk of his. I get a laugh out of that!”

The comment went on to suggest that the reason for Michael’s metamorphosis from a young and handsome black man to the frightening crone he became in his later years was all part of his eventual full transformation in to a member of the Kladuthin race.

“If Michael had gone on to live the full 387 year life span of a Kladuthin, you earthlings would have thought Michael a bit strange for having large black oval eyes with pupils that look like galaxies, razor sharp claws used for slashing at the bellies of pray, and vocal chords that could explode squishy human heads.”

When asked if Jackson’s alleged child molestation had anything to do with his transformation in to an alien creature, the Kladuthin representative stated simply, “Oh, that’s all him, man. We only eat human children…which Michael would have eventually done.”