Where Are You, Rachel Bilson?

Hey, Rachel Bilson hasn’t done shit in a long time, has she? That’s no good. She’s far too beautiful to just be sitting around on the sidelines. Someone get this girl a job. Preferably a job that involves her being in front of a camera, not a desk job or some shit. Why would you even think that was the kind of job we were referring to? That’s ludicrous.