Pregnant Women Shouldn’t Do Certain Things

Now that you’re fresh off your lunch break, here’s a horrifyingly hypnotic video of a pregnant lady belly dancing so you can vomit all over your key board to make room for another delicious round of Hummus on Fritos.

Keep an open eye for the movement she makes at the :59 mark as it was probably initiated by her unborn child blowing chunks inside her womb. That baby is going to be sloshing around in its own regurgitated fluids for the duration of its gestation. That’s a little rhyme I came up with. It’s good.

Man, this lady sucks.