Poker Face? More Like She’ll Poke Yer Face!

I’ll just go ahead and say it…Lady Gaga has gagagotta penis.   At least that what a video of her performing at the Glastonbury Festival in England seems to imply.  And by “imply” I mean “shows what looks like a wad of man-junk protruding from underneath her dress.”  Do you really want me to waste your time making jokes or do you just want to see the video?  Right, thought so.  Forward to around the :58 mark if you’re the type that wishes chicks spent less time yapping and more time showing you their schlong.

In addition to the video, an as of yet unverified statement from dude herself verifies that, yes, she’s packing.

“Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. Like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal.”

Yeah!  Big deal!  So that chick you’ve been whacking it to for the last six months has a cock.  What’s the harm in that?  Lady Gaga was unavailable for comment as she is currently on tour in Thailand.  Ha!  Just joking.  But that shit would be so appropriate if it was true.