Pat Robertson Haiti Earthquake Insanity is Today’s Smoking Poll
By Adam Tod Brown
You’re never going to believe this, but after an unspeakable tragedy killed a whole lot of people, Pat Robertson hopped on the crazy train and brought up God. Not that God can be to be blamed, of course. As his agenda dictates, God was only acting on behalf of the evil ways of the victims.
In this case, at some point, Haiti apparently made a pact with the devil to gain their independence from France. Yep, he really said that. Somebody’s thinking logically! Fucking Pat Robertson. If God could just maybe kill him and then, like, take credit for it on the internet or something, that would be the most tremendous display of irony ever. Might send a message to Rush Limbaugh too.
At any rate, Pat Robertson’s continued insanity brings up an obvious question…
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Friday, January 15, 2010 6:25AM
I love this guy, because he's so in touch with reality and shit. Heroes don't come along that often, so we should really start sucking this guy's dick so God doesn't fuck us up with earthquakes and tidal waves and whatnot. And really, in a situation like the shit that's going down in Haiti, there's far too much helping and international kindness, and nowhere near enough finger-pointing and blaming.
On a more serious note, someone fuck this guy in the mouth with a shotgun. Miserable little fuckwit man.