Leukemia, The Fat Racist Southern Sheriff of Cancers

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DD sheriff 9-20-2011
  According to a study that was released recently, leukemia is rarer in blacks and Hispanics than in whites, but kills a higher percentage of those that contract it, leading science to believe that in addition to being plain evil, leukemia is racist. The study showed that among the two...

A Brief Guide To The Red Sox Nation

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I grew up in New England, and there were many things that were eternal: the sap filling the buckets nailed to maple trees, the stink of cow feces, the complete inability to get there from here, and the Sox choking like a five year old on a jawbreaker. Seriously; my entire life, the Red Sox...

Pat Robertson: Marriage Counselor

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Yeah, Pat Robertson, the gospel TV guy from the '80s. He's still alive! We figured he'd gotten AIDS from a male prostitute, like most '80s televangelists, but no, he's still around and still trying to act like he's got all these morals and stuff. Which kind of goes out the window when you...

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Gordon Ramsey Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger. Wait, What?

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Before we do anything else, we swear to you, 100%, that absolutely none of this is made up by us. No matter how blitheringly insane it sounds, and it's going to sound utterly bonkers. But we're not ruling out somebody else made it up, especially since it comes from a British...

FunnyCrave Pitches A Super Bowl Commercial

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  We here at FunnyCrave are well aware that we are a relatively small comedy site. We know we’re a scrappy group of rapscallions and scallywags brought together to fight the evil overlord known as boredom, like a bunch of dick joke-based Han Solos. But that doesn’t mean we wouldn’t mind a...

Sometimes Being Badass Is Unnecessary

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[youtube CI3iSMkqXdw 570 350] 8 Movie Special Effects You Won't Believe Aren't CGI (Cracked) Eight Incredibly Bizarre Postage Stamp Controversies (The Smoking Jacket) How to Run For President Against Donald Trump (Holy Taco) You...

The Wikipedia Philosophy Game

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Reddit LP 4-14-2011
  Reddit is a wonderful place to waste some time. Being the user-generated content site that it is, Redditors will contribute their own, homemade time wasters. Redditor pixelcrak posted this rather remarkable Wikipedia game. The rules are included in the picture above. All you have to do is...

This Day In History: April, 14th

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TheAssassinationOfPresident LP 4-14-2011
Every new date carries with it a certain historical significance; something important that happened on this day at some point in history. As a history buff, I feel it is imperative that we always keep in mind the struggles, hardships, joy and happiness of the past so we can learn from it and...

6 Horrific Things People Ingest As Aphrodisiacs

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aphroheader DD 4-13-2011
I’ll get right to the point here; if you want to get laid by using food, either use lobster or chocolate. Lobster is expensive, and impresses women, either because they are shallow or just appreciate the financial sacrifice you made to give them a nice dinner. Chocolate, on the other hand, is like...

Gentlemen, Let’s Fight!

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fisticuffs LP 5-17-10
Hello, gentlemen. I’m very glad that you got my E-vites and were able to join me on this fine sunny day. I’m sure you are all wondering exactly what this is all about; even though I’m pretty sure the E-vite subject heading of “Tomorrow, We Shall Perform Fisticuffs at High Noon” was a...

5 Misconceptions About Being A Full-Time Internet Writer

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computernerd DS 4-3-2011
Recently, I quit my string of dead-end temp jobs to do what I've wanted to do my entire life: start drinking at 6am in the morning and not stop until I pass out.  But to enable this, I had to get a job that allowed me to work from home and not have to hide my beer in a soda can, so I became a...