OHHHH, SHIT! IT’S GOING DOWN PUBLIC BUS STYLE, SON!

Oh, yeah. That video just happened — two foxy ladies going to town on one another while riding a bus. Fucking super hot. How else would we cap off what appears to be an all video day of updates?

The problem with this video here, though, is that the black lady failed to take in to account the fact that all Asians are fed martial arts mastery via umbilical chord while still in the womb.

For those interested, the video’s uploader included a rough translation of the Chinese spoken in the video. See if you can tell where we added our own little bit of whimsy to the translation:

Old Man#1(0:01): Beat that bitches ass.
Old Lady#1(0:02): Don’t hit her.
Chinese Lady in the Pink(0:23): Don’t let that bitch bully you.
Chinese Lady: (0:09): This bitch got the nerve to yell at me for me asking her politely if I may sit down. She is hogging the seat and won’t let me sit. (0:48): If that bitch didn’t want to let me sit down don’t mean she got to bitch at me. (0:59): I didn’t yell at you bitch why you going off on me. If I don’t stand up for myself, she won’t get scared. (1:44): Dare to fucking pick on Chinese people?(2:05): This bitch hogging the seat and I asked nicely if I may sit and that bitch kept hogging the seat. She has no heart, always bullying Chinese people.

Old Lady (1:24): I shall strike down upon thee with the might of Thor, and with the fury of ten-thousand exploding suns!

Black Lady (1:27): Oh, no you ain’t, bitch! And, yeah, I could speak Mandarin. I don’t give a fuck!
Old Man#2(1:26): Hit that bitch.
Old Man#3(1:33): Beat that bitch ass.
Old Lady#2(1:37): Don’t fight no more.

Old Lady #3: (1:38): Don’t you no do no fight any much no more!
Old Man#2 (1:59): Beat the fuck out of her till she is scared!

Old Man # 3 (2:05): Once you have completed your thorough thrashing of this particular rapscallion, do not dispense with her immediately…Toy with her. Make her feel every last drop of shame; every last molecule of ridicule!