Obama to be Impeached for Being Pretty Gay

The election of Barack Obama was a historic moment. It marked the first time someone with such an awesomely foreign name ever became US President. Obama? Christ, that’s positively French. And he appears to be some kind of immigrant. And I think I saw on FOX news that he hates the elderly, except for when he fucks them. And not figuratively, like by cutting back old age pension or making prescription drugs more expensive. Literally. With his French penis. Inside them. Fucking. For reals, it was on FOX like a week ago.

Anyways, it looks like Obama’s joyride of being foreign and ethno-awful are over. He’s going to be impeached. And leading the charge is some fucking billy of the hills who can’t stop his salivary glands from having dysentery long enough to record a single video on Youtube without spitting shit into a receptacle in his greasy little hands.

Now, leave it to the nefarious Karl Rove’s of the world to call Obama out on some kind of policy mishap, or perhaps impregnating a white woman, or whatever it is he’s likely to be accused of within the next year. This guy doesn’t care about that shit. His beef is with Obama’s plan to ban flavored tobacco. Or “flavored dip”, for those of you who enjoy sexual relations with family members.

A quick Google search of stuff indicates there are well over 100 things going on in the world at any given moment. Of those, the issues relating to stuffing your stank hole with cherry flavored tobacco like some sort of flamboyantly homosexual cowboy transported from back in a time when chewing on shit that tastes so bad you need to artificially flavor it rather than chewing on, say, anything else at all, actually made sense into the modern era actually qualify as the least important of all things to concern one’s self with. Usually.

Of course, that was before we heard the stunning argument put forth by the son of the soil in this youtube video. You see, the ban on flavored tobacco is gay. It so is. I never thought of it like that before.

As an added bonus, Billy lets us know that if he were President, he would make everything legal. Except crystal meth. Fuck that shit. But then he has to cut himself short, because he doesn’t want the government on his ass. Oh, and he’s not racist. But niggers are niggers. And Obama is half nigger. And half Italian. (ED. Note – the dude totally said that. He’s the retard, not me). And Obama hates white people.

This guy may be the white Kanye West.