Obama Answers The Tough Questions: Hoes and Getting High

Love him or hate him, it’s tough to deny that Barack Obama is one smooth mofo. Where presidents of the past would freeze and stammer their way through an answer about how banging hoes and getting high should be used as a means of boosting the economy, Barack takes it with as much stride as a thing that takes strides as easily as Barack Obama.

At a recent town hall meeting in Schnecksville, Pennsylvania, President Obama was asked a question by a college student on the topic of economy boosting. The question was specifically about whether the president would be inclined to legalize all gambling, make hoe banging totally legal, and making all illicit narcotics as readily available as oxygen.  Being the president, Obama gave a longer than needed answer that’s cut off in the video. But what’s great about the video is how Obama handles the question.

Those on the right wing may have a point when it comes to all that talk about President Obama being perpetually stuck in campaigned mode. But we fail to see a problem with that as long as the president keeps answering questions as if he were only a purple velvet hat and gold cane away from being a full-blown pimp. And we don’t mean pimp as in a prostitute’s business manager. We mean the kind of pimp that gets talked about in the world of hip hop. The kind of guy that’s such a smooth talker that one minute you could find yourself yelling at him, then he’s giving you some sexual pleasure the next – all while securing your vote for the next election