NEWSFLASH!: Men Still Love To Bang Horses

Who knew that if you really wanted to fuck a horse you could’ve just gone to King County, Washington where you wouldn’t have had to deal with those pesky police officers trying to stop you from forcing your love in to an animal?

Farm folk are weird folk. All those lonely nights just sitting the porch in the inky night trying desperately to think of something to do. After a few hours of rocking back and forth in your rocking chair, all the movement causes your penis to get a little bit randy. At this point, most people would pay a visit to their lover’s vagina, or, if no lover can be found, perhaps a bit of the old rub’n’tug is in order. But that’s not how farm folk think. When they’re all alone and a boner makes a surprise visit, farm folk call over a buddy, grab a video camera, and get to fucking a horse.

This is what happened to 58-year-old James Michael Tait while on Kenny Thomason’s farm. The two men so loved fucking some horsey puss that they took pictures of it for their privet collection. They were recently arrested. Shame on the both of them – but a little bit of extra shame gets slapped on to Michael Tait because this isn’t the first time he’s been involved in some nefarious horse fucking. Yep, in 2005 Tait filmed his friend, Kenneth Pinyan, as he crammed his penis into many supple horse vaginas. How many? Well, that number isn’t certain, but investigators did discover over 100 video tapes worth of horse fucking. So, let’s see, each tape is roughly 90 minutes, and a redneck fucking a horse can’t last more than 3 minutes before he’s all wrapped up…sooooo…90 times 3 times 100…carry the 1…Tait and Pinyan fucked over 27,000 horses, or they just fucked one horse over 27,000 times.