New Webcam Software Can Give You A Celebrity’s Face, Will Also Give You Nightmares
By David Dietle
A pair of programmers, Kyle McDonald and Arturo Castro recently released some revolutionary new software; it replaces your face on your webcam with that of a photograph, in real time. Imagine it; you are on Chatroulette, more than happy to show your junk to whatever stranger happens by, secure in the knowledge that when they report you, they will be thinking “Hey! Brad Pitt showed me his penis! And he has a beer gut! And that one testicle looks really odd…”
Yes, the dream of internet perverts everywhere has come true; the ability to replace your face with that of someone much more beautiful, possibly avoiding retribution because seriously, who is going to believe that some heart throb like… I don’t know, Javier Bardem or Edward James Olmos (that’s who the kids idolize these days, right?) just flashed their package online? Using open source software tools to write the program, Kyle and Arturo have created a dream world where those of us who like to anonymously enjoy the thrill of ruining a complete stranger’s night with our pubic zone, can do so with the reckless abandon of a borrowed face. Speaking of Brad Pitt, just check out thi…
Oh Jesus, God! What the f*ck was that!?! He looks like that old man who used to pay me in dimes to close my eyes and hold his thumb. Holy crap… Well, you aren’t limited to modern beauties; have you ever wanted to show the world what Marilyn Monroe would look like as an un-circumsized redhead? Well that has to be much better than- Oh sh*t! Damn it!
I really should have watched the video before I started this… That looks like a drag queen with Paris Hilton’s lazy eye and probably RuPaul’s vagina. Okay, one last shot at this, surely if it’s just an average Joe, or just some other guy I have never heard of, whatever, has to be better… Hmmm. Sh*t.
Okay, so he looks like a burn victim. So maybe we they won’t be able to happily jerk off in front of unsuspecting strangers online, but you can traumatize the hell out of anyone who see’s you, ensuring that you will live on in their nightmares and screams for the rest of their life, though they might take it after seeing this.
