Nelly Furtado Planning to Destroy Crocodile Rock
By Adam Tod Brown
Great news! Remember that “Crocodile Rock” song that Elton John recorded back when your mom was still attractive? A good song, for sure, but you have to admit, it’s always been missing a little something. That something, obviously, was goddamn Nelly Furtado.
For reason unbeknown to even the most learned of music scholars, the two famous divas are teaming up on the soundtrack for a movie called Gnomeo & Juliet, which we hope is a spinoff of the Leprechaun franchise. The result of this not even kind of overdue pairing is a remake of “Crocodile Rock.” Why?
Anyway, it’s a good excuse to look at some pictures of Nelly Furtado if nothing else. Let’s do that.
