Nasty Foot and Other Funny Stuff

Go ahead.  Look at that picture.  Look at it long and hard.  We had to, there’s no reason you shouldn’t have to also.  Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to try and finish this link roundup without vomiting.  (source)

Guy Sells Haunted House on Ebay (Asylum)

Even Elvis Dresses Up and Gets Laid For Halloween (Gunaxin)

5 Tips For Fighting the Elderly by Pedro Martinez (SportsPickle)

Mean Spirited Retail Condom Placement (NextRound)

Interactive T-Shirts! (StreetLevel)

4 Things Every New Dad Needs (ChrisIlluminati)

The Most Scientifically Accurate Picnic Table Ever (TopCultured)

How Mischievous Are You? (TheBachelorGuy)

Hey, I Found Your Cock! (HolyTaco)