Loredana Jolie Keeps it ClassyBy Adam Tod Brown
Hey, remember Loredana Jolie? Yeah, neither do we, but that’s only because she’s one of Tiger Wood’s former mistresses and we lost track of their names somewhere around the 135 mark. But we’re sure she’s a great gal.
Anyway, she’s finally answered all of our prayers by releasing a book about what it’s like to sleep with Tiger Woods. In keeping with the overall high class atmosphere of a venture like that, she explains in the book that Woods’ cheating was actually the fault of his wife, Elin Nordegren, who Jolie claims only married the golfer for his money. This, naturally, also implies that Tiger Woods is a total dumbass, a fact that we don’t dispute in the least.
Anyway, here’s some pictures.