Level 6 Mage Attempts Level 15 Fireball Spell, Ends Badly

A Florida boy and his friend were enjoying themselves this past weekend the way that many young boys should. They were using their over-active imaginations to create some good, old fashioned fun. Rather than play the out dated Cowboys and Indians, or the even more out dated Constable and Rouges, the kids played a game of Wizards. Wizards probably sucks because kids nowadays don’t do shit as good as us older folk used to, but whatever. Let them have their fun playing their homosexual little game.

The boys were playing their game of Wizards near a chicken coup. In an attempt to cast a totally awesome spell upon the chicken, one of the boys pointed his wand at it. The problem was that his wand was not officially approved by the National Wizarding Safety Commission seeing as the NWSC does not consider a match book and a can of Raid a “wand.”

“Semantics,” the boys thought. “It’s all just semantics.”

When the young wizard casted his spell upon the chicken (read: attempted to set it on fire with a match and an aerosol can), his friend tipped over a canister of gasoline which spilled out on to the spell casting wizard’s feet. Long story short, the young wizard’s spell backfired when he lit himself on fire.

It turns out magic isn’t real after all.