Larry Johnson Rants on Twitter in Today’s Smoking Poll
By Adam Tod Brown
Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson recently took to his Twitter page to blast his coach for, well, not playing for the coach from that Remember the Titans movie, apparently. We’re not really sure what he was getting at. Maybe you can make something of it.

As nonsensical as that update may be, you have to admit, Johnson is a Twitter maverick. You see, most people tend to drop vowels and whatnot to fit their innermost thoughts within Twitter’s oppressive 140 character limit. Larry Johnson is having no part of that, as evidenced by that extra vowel he tossed into the word “briefly.” Well done, LJ.
Larry followed up his borderline incoherent Twitter rambling by allegedly hurling a homophobic slur at reporters on Monday after being asked about the Twitter incident. Nice! This sudden flurry of LJ activity brings up an obvious question…