Larissa Riquelme is Today’s Smoking Poll
By Adam Tod Brown
Larissa Riquelme is today’s smoking poll. Drop the apostrophe and the “s” from the end of the word today and move it to the end of that previous sentence. Larissa Riquelme is smoking poll today. I just wanted to point that out in case anyone out there has yet to realize how inappropriate the name of this daily feature is. Ha! “Smoking poll.” See, because “smoking pole” is a euphemism for fellatio. Awesome.
Anyway, right now on Surchur.com, a website that tracks trending topics on the internet, Larissa Riquelme is the #1 most talked about person on the internet. The World Cup has been over since Sunday, the team she promised to run naked for has been eliminated since well before then, yet the internet still can’t get enough of her. This brings up an obvious question…
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