Kitty Finds Kiddy Porn

Used to be you could rip a fart then look down at your dog or cat as if you were disappointed in them for just standing by idly as you passed blamed on to them.  (They should have stuck up for themselves!) But blaming an animal for your shameful deeds can only take you so far, and you can only get away with so many things. A fart is a good start; innocent, kinda funny. Murder is pretty much where the practice ends, though. In fact, those are just about the only two human deeds that get blamed on house pets.

Although, every once in a while there comes a dude that wants to revolutionize the Animal Blame Game. Take, for instance, Keith R. Griffin from Martin Country Florida who detectives found with over 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer. He blamed his cat.

According to Griffin, when he would leave the house, his cat would walk all over his keyboard; pressing all sorts of buttons and unlocking all kinds of secret internet child porn codes. Griffin would lead us to believe that there is an internet Konami Code that unlocks a bunch of kiddy porn. Only cats know this code, and only cats can enter it.

Griffin’s attempt at starting a new trend where people blame cats for putting horrible porn on their computers is admirable, and, in a strange why, somewhat believable. The problem with the story is the amount of porn found. A cat, no matter how dexterous, cannot download 1,000 child porn images. Maybe 5 or 6, but 1,000 is just ludicrous.

But, it is fun to imagine Griffin getting hauled away by the cops as his cat stares at him; head, lowered; eyes raised, and a devilish half smile. You see, because that cat put the porn there on purpose and then called the cops on it’s owner. It’s a very common thing.