Kat Williams Promises to use profanity during Stand up act when retelling the story of his arrest
By Luis Prada
While being placed in handcuffs and being packed in to the back of a police squad car, standup comedian Kat Williams vowed to turn the misfortune of being arrested for criminal trespass and burglary in to a 40 minute set of profanity laden hilarity.
Earlier this morning (November 9th, 2009) comedian Kat Williams was arrested by Georgia police for trespass and burglary. While the details of the arrest are currently being kept under wraps, Williams has already vowed to spin this rather dark moment of his life in to humorous, self-deprecating set of comedy that he says will almost certainly contain the words “Motherfucker,” “Nigga,” and “Bitch.” Each of which he promises to use upwards to 40 times each.
“This is a rough time for me. I was caught doing something that I should not have been doing. I was wrong and I should be punished to the fullest extent of the law. I’m also thinking about using the word ‘faggot’ a couple of times when I inevitably turn all of this in to an HBO special,” said Williams from within his holding cell.
While Williams is keeping the intricate and no doubt hilarious details of his arrest to himself, he is willing to let his fans in on a sneak peak of the comedy that will eventually grace their ears and tickle their funny bones. “At one point I’m going to say that one of the cops called me ‘boy,’ people like that kind of stuff. Also, I think I will do an impersonation of one of the Caucasian arresting officers by pitching up my voice, adding a bit of a nasal-y sound to it, and saying a lot of polysyllabic words that are commonly associated with Caucasian police officers like ‘jurisdiction’ and ‘Due process’.”
On the subject of his promise to add copious amounts of profanity to the comedic spin of his arrest, Williams said that he will use the word “Motherfucker” with tact and only when it is needed to add punctuation to an already hilarious set up. “So, like, when the cop says ‘sir, I’m placing you under arrest,’ I’ll transition from my Caucasian cop voice and in to my normal voice. At which point I will say something like ‘Nigga, please! Ain’t this a motherfucker!’ It’s going to get huge laughs.”
Williams added that while the situation is funny enough as it is, he will keep his eyes and ears peeled for skanky prostitutes and large, scary looking men as a couple of “hoe” and “prison rape” references will surely add to the visual fabric of his hysterical yarn.
