Joe Biden’s F-Bomb Is Today’s Smoking Poll

Fellow Americans, we have reached a crossroads.  A monumental decision was made yesterday, a decision that will have lasting repercussions on the very foundation upon which this great nation was built for years to come.  I’m speaking, of course, of Joe Biden’s decision to say the word “fucking.”

I’ll understand if you need to take a second to let the heart palpitations subside.  This isn’t easy for any of us.  One minute, we’re an innocent young nation guided by Christian values and seething lust for blood and oil that would make Daniel Plainview proud.  That’s the name of Daniel Day Lewis’ character in There Will Be Blood.  Sorry if you I lost you there.  You’ll understand if my communications skills are a little lacking right now.  Needless to say, I’m quite shaken by this sharp turn down the road to Hell that we, as a country, now find ourselves on.

But there’s no turning back now.  We’re on a collision course with depravity that cannot be corrected.  Today’s Joe Biden is saying “fucking.”  Tomorrow, sex with goats.  Just raw, nasty, sweaty goat sex.  As far as the eye can see.  Well, America, I’ll see you in Canada before I witness my country reduced to such filth.  But that’s just how I feel.  How about you?

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