Jessica Simpson Dating Billy Corgan?

Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan.  Chew on that sentence for a second.  Spend some time with it.  Play with it a bit.  Try to become comfortable with it.  You can’t, right?  Yeah, neither can we.  In fact, we’re not sure if we’d be comfortable being in the same room with Jessica Simpson or Billy Corgan separately.

The thought of these two legendary music laughing stocks getting it on is almost too much for us to wrap our heads around.  How did this shit happen?  What do they do when they’re together?  Please, God, tell us they aren’t writing songs or something!  We refuse to believe this unholy union has actually commenced until we see it in person and then subsequently vomit.  But until then, E! is reporting that it is so, and you know E! ain’t never lied!