Yeah, uh…Hmm…well…uh…yeah. I mean, like, you know, uh. What the fuck just happened?

In case some of you like to get to know the media that defiled your eyes and fried out your synapses, this video comes to us courtesy of Japan and a barrel of Ecstasy tablets. Apparently, Japan not only has a huge normal video game market, but they also have a huge erotic video game market. Yes, what you just saw was the opening scene to an erotic video game. The game is titled “My Boyfriend is the President” and it probably causes mild to epic epilepsy.

Sadly, the plot of the game is so rudimentary, so terribly generic that it leads me to believe that every ounce of creativity that went in to making the game actually went in to making that opening.

The plot: The entire human race has been brainwashed in to thinking that all heads of state are actually really cute girls.

If that sounds familiar to you that’s because it was the plot for Die Hard 2: Die Harder, which itself was just a blatant rip-off of one of the stories in Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales.  Honestly, this story has been trampled on so many times that I’m about ready to declare shenanigans on the entire Japanese erotic video game market.

Seriously, guys. I urge you – no, I dare you to come up with something more original than the entire population of earth becomes brainwashed in to thinking world leaders are cute girls that need to get banged.

I double doggy dare you.