Jamie Lynn Sigler Dumps Turtle
By Adam Tod Brown
In news that should come as a shock to no one, that most heinous of romances between Jamie Lynn Sigler and the douchebag who plays Turtle on Entourage has come to an end, just in time for us to still be wondering how it ever happened in the first place.
Look, we’re all for hot young starlets shacking up with untalented, overweight nobodies, we just prefer that when it does happen that we be one of the untalented, overweight nobodies that reaps the rewards. Otherwise, screw that noise. At any rate, let’s celebrate with some pictures, yeah?
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:48PM
douchebag??? Now the guy is a douchebag??? What makes you think that scoring this girl is a great accomplishment of any sort??? she is average at best and as we all know, when you have someone getting hundreds of dollars per hour to make sure you look good it is not too hard to look good. Before you make a comment about someone get to know them…shows how TRULY SHALLOW writters can be.