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The unfortunate thing about Twitter is that us regular folks end up finding out that our favorite stars are insanely fallible.  Some of them don’t actually punctuate and capitalize in the manner you’d expect, even though they seem like the type who would take good grammar seriously.  Some of them are emotional train wrecks, which maybe you kind of expected, but still.   It’s awfully sad when you discover how messed up anyone is, much less someone who could buy you fifteen times over.

And then there’s 50 Cent, who, it turns out, has got stuff going on in his noggin that we would have all been better off not knowing.  But still, it makes us wonder…what if we all tweeted like Fiddy?


Yo I had 5’000 dollars this morning I got 2,300 dollars now and i did even by shitWhat the fuck is going onFri Aug 27 00:32:38 via ÜberTwitter50CentMadeByKosYak normal If We All Tweeted Like 50 Cent50cent
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@50cent
Yo I had 5′ dollars this morning I got 2,3 dollars now and i did even by my ceasar wrap yet whats going on
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Nah for real man my head is killing meThu Aug 26 20:18:15 via ÜberTwitter50CentMadeByKosYak normal If We All Tweeted Like 50 Cent50cent
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@50cent
Me too. I gotta tension headache from startin on my taxes gettin a headstart this year
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If your a rapper and you sold 5,000 cdsYa fat and turn 44 years old you might want Get prostate checked and your colon cleanseMy adviceThu Aug 26 20:56:54 via ÜberTwitter50CentMadeByKosYak normal If We All Tweeted Like 50 Cent50cent
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@50cent
If your a pta mom and you sold 5,000 fundraising cookies Ya might want Get breast exam and your colon cleanseMy advice
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Don’t send me no fuckin wack beats man Dats why my last cd didn’t do right lol I should kill every producer on da last cdThu Aug 26 21:12:19 via ÜberTwitter50CentMadeByKosYak normal If We All Tweeted Like 50 Cent50cent
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@50cent
Don’t buy me no wack eggs man Dats why my last pound cake didn’t do right lol I should kill every grocer in da supermarket
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My aunt sylvia didnt like me growin up cause she was the baby till I came. we had roaches so she put roach spray in a bowl and kill my dogSat Aug 28 18:55:57 via ÜberTwitter50CentMadeByKosYak normal If We All Tweeted Like 50 Cent50cent
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@50cent
My aunt marie didnt like me growin up either and we had roaches so she used roach motel and took care of the roach problem we friends now
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If your a girl that would ask your man to wait with u till your period go’s away. Your going to lose that man. My advice suck a dick. LolMon Aug 30 07:50:13 via ÜberTwitter50CentMadeByKosYak normal If We All Tweeted Like 50 Cent50cent
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@50cent
If your a girl that would ask your man to wait with u till your cancer go’s away. Your going to need that chemo. My advice god bless. Lol
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