Human Dog Hybrids: Our New Masters?

Teats!

Thank goodness for e-mail forwards, the most valuable news sharing tool we have at our disposal in this modern world.  Not since the Bat Boy and other similar beasts composed of curious man/bullshit hybridization techniques (the New Hampshire Bullshitasaurus is one of the most feared) has a creature so fascinated the e-mail reading public.  Just what is the dog/human hybrid?  What does it want?  Will it fetch slippers?

The answers, of course, are horrifying.  While some websites will claim to tell you the human/dog hybrid is in fact “fake” or a “picture of a sculpture made by an Australian sculptor” the fact is they are tools of the system.  Tools.  Total fucking tools.

The kinds of people who need to go to a website to confirm the veracity of a human/dog hybrid aren’t the kinds of people who want to hear it’s not real.  They want the truth.  And the truth is the human/dog hybrid is probably going to destroy us all.  Then fetch slippers.

As we can see in the picture, the Humog is bipedal and seems to be nursing a handful of pups.  Not only can it walk on hind legs and therefore drop kick on hind legs, but it’s already reproduced.  How many more of these things are there?  Worse yet, it has an abundance of teats.  An abundance of teats, people! Our two-teated men and women really stand no chance against an onslaught of these creatures.  Our advice is to stock up on Purina dog chow now and try to ride out the storm.