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The internet is a wonderful place.  A virtual marketplace of free music, internet porn and sites that will sell you damn near anything on earth.  While Ebay still holds the dominant market share among sites that let people sell second hand stuff, it’s still missing one thing.  Hookers.

Luckily, desperate dudes everywhere can always turn to Craigslist.  For just a hundred bucks or so, you can enjoy a pleasure filled evening with one of these gorgeous ladies or, more likely, the hideous, chlamydia infested she-beast pretending to be one of these gorgeous ladies.  Of course, we’re not a brothel, so we’re not providing links or anything.  But it’s not like you need them anyway, right stud?