Guy Who Had Sex With Sarah Palin’s Daughter Wants to Show Dong To the World

What happens when the family you’ve fucked your way in to turns their backs on you just so the head of the family can look better in the public eye in the hopes of one day becoming the first female president?

You strip down to your dong and have people take pictures of it for a magazine, that’s what.

Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild, will take his first major step toward being a major player in the acting/modeling world by posing nude for PlayGirl magazine. The tagline that graces the cover of every PlayGirl magazine is, as you already know, “PlayGirl. No understanding of who buys us since 1973.”

Where most actors or actresses feel they must strip down to nothing toward the end of the “Looking good” part of their careers, Johnston is trying to kick his off with that same desperate tactic. He probably thinks himself a revolutionary for doing this. Nope, it just means he’ll go away much faster.

Of course, the best part of it all will come if/when Sarah Palin runs for president. Sure, every politician has that one family member that they keep chained in a basement so they won’t get loose and fuck everything up for them — but the Palin family is like a Main Street parade of backwoods, hillbilly stupidity with giant floats of teenagers having unprotected sex and a marching band that plays Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to be an American” non-stop.