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For the love of God Google!  It’s not enough that your new OS is probably going to lead to the spontaneous (and probably hilarious) combustion of Bill Gates’ entire empire.  But now you’re taking your game offline?  And to toilet paper of all places?  While I’m sure Google toilet paper offers a faster wipe time and fewer glitches and such, it still seems like an odd choice. 

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