Girls, Girls, Girls (Missing In Action Edition)…Elisha Cuthbert
By Adam Tod Brown
Elisha Cuthbert. We used to see her all the time. She was on 24 every week getting kidnapped by mountain lions and shit. She was in that stupid Girl Next Door movie that was still kinda awesome because she was in it. She was everywhere. But now, she’s been cut to infrequent appearances on 24 and occasional tabloid mentions about what hockey douchebag she’s dating this week. It’s a crime against all that is awesome that this woman is not a regular feature in our daily lives. Please, come back Elisha Cuthbert. We need you. Until then, we’ll always have these pictures to remember you by.
