Florida Family Policy Council Hates CHUDS and Lesbians

In a recent decision down in Florida, a judge awarded custody of a child to a lesbian couple, in violation of state law which prohibits homosexual couples from adopting children.  Florida is the only state that has this backward law, maybe Luis can explain why, but it probably has something to do with swamp gas, shuffleboard and Jeb Bush.

Anyway, the Florida Family Policy Council of Orlando, which has to be a bullshit organization because it’s name is so long and when’s the last time you ever heard of a “family policy council” that was anything but a front for extremist right wing nutters with an agenda trying to meddle in your shit, got their white cotton briefs all in a bunch over this and published a photo of the happy parents-to-be.  Fuckin’ CHUDs, man.  Internet CHUDs.

First, my apologies to the actual couple depicted in that photo, be they men, women or otherwise.  I don’t know and neither do you.  But how awful that they’re the butt of a conservative, evangelical ass clown’s hateful joke.  Someone couldn’t handle the thought of a lesbian couple raising a child so that’s the picture they drummed up.  The organization said it was a mistake.  Look at the picture of the actual couple.  No one on earth is so fucking drunk on Thunderbird, high on glue fumes and suffering from immense head trauma and developmental delays due to fetal alcohol syndrome that they’re buying that load of shit.  That picture was not selected by mistake.  That picture was selected because they’re CHUDs.  Again, let me hypocritically apologize for the insult.

Obviously, the Family Policy Council, chock full of ass hats, were busy knitting Klan hoods or Swastika doilies or whatever intolerant thing they do in their spare time, and thought “what can we do to reinforce for all the backward, antiquated dingleberries in this state that letting a gay have a child is bad news?  This real lesbian couple is barely frightening at all. Maybe we should scare them with internet CHUDs.”  And the rest is history.

Listen, bitches.  Internet CHUDs have just as many rights and privileges as the rest of us.  They’re people too, even if they live in a trailer or a subway tunnel or under a bridge or whatever.