Facebook I Like It Status Updates for Guys

Facebook is all aflutter once again with cryptic messages intended to raise awareness of breast cancer, a disease we had literally heard nothing about until Facebook told us. Previously, women were posting their bra color as a status update. This, naturally, saved millions of lives.

This time around, the ladies are posting updates such as “I like it on the floor.” Provocative! Too bad they’re just talking about where they prefer to put their purse. But this got us thinking. Why shouldn’t dudes get in on the “fun” too? Guys like healthy, cancer free racks just as much as, if not more than, women do. It’s not right for us to be excluded.

With that said, just posting where you keep your purse isn’t going to fly. You’re a guy, if you do have a purse you should be keeping that shit quiet. Instead, feel free to use some of the ideas below to update your Facebook page to show your support for healthy boobs.