Doc Brown’s Son is a PervBy Luis Prada
Ah, Back to the Future. We love’ya. Every once in a while we catch ourselves staring off in to space, just dreaming about owning a hover board. Or watching Jaws 19. Or nearly banging our moms. If it wasn’t for Back to the Future, we wouldn’t have the intense oedipal complexes that we have today. Thanks, Robert Zemeckis.
So, for no particular reason, we want to set aside all that comedy stuff that we usually do and just reminisce about how awesome the Back to the Future series was.
To celebrate, we have selected this totally random clip from one of the movies. Entirely random. There is absolutely nothing special about this clip; at least, nothing in particular. It’s from the end of Back to the Future 3. The scene in which doc Brown comes back to 1985 from the old west. But instead of a Deloran, he’s rolling in a tricked out, time traveling steam engine train. He then introduces us to his kids.
Di—did Vern just point at his cock? No. NOOOOO. He totally didn’t just do that.
Let’s watch that again…
That little fucker waved me over to his cock, then completely disrespected me by pointing at it! The kid can’t be more than 8 or 9 years old, yet he has the sexually suggestive hand gesturing abilities of a much older pedophile. If he would have had candy in his other hand, I would have jumped straight to the conclusion that this kid’s body was being possessed by the soul of an over-weight ice cream truck driver whose former body had the phrase “Get’em While There Young” tattooed across the length of its inner thy in a kind of rainbow-like shape that starts on the right thy, bridges across the base of the penis, then ends of the left thy, just above a knife wound. And, yes. “There” is the exact word that would be on the tattoo.