Romanian* Cops: Worst Cops Ever

Romania land of…something. Whatever that something is we’re sure they do/produce that something very well and its supplies are bountiful. Okay, so, we don’t really have a clue as to what Romania* is known for, but one thing we’re pretty sure they aren’t known for is they highly trained, efficient and quick to respond police force.

How you actually go about recruiting a police force made up entirely of bumbling idiots from sports movie montages is something we’ll never understand. Seeing as we feel bad for the cops in the video, we’re going to make up a perfectly logical reason that will explain why these guys look like they’re on the set of Police Academy 12: Romanian Vacation.

It was the fault of the Butter Bandits!

You see, Romania*  is the world’s number one supplier of butter, they pride themselves on that. They produce it very well and their supplies are bountiful. But lurking amongst the shadows is a clandestine group of butter separatists that seek to disrupt the international flow Romania’s number one export (if you’ve been paying attention, that export is butter).

On October 1^st, the butter separatists launched the most daring attack on butter supplies yet as they hijacked a butter tanker that carried in it 47,000 gallons of pure, unrefined butter. During the operation, the one good Romanian* cop (he’s kind of like Rigs and Murtaugh rolled in to one, and sprinkled with a little Dirty Harry) launched himself from his cherished ’69 black GTO and on to the butter tanker. Once there, he battled the butter separatists for control of the tanker. Shots were fired, punches were thrown, and people were tossed off the top like a goddamn action movie.

One gunshot pierced the haul of the tanker, slowly spilling its buttery contents all over the streets mere moments before the elite Romanian* police force could set up a road block.

So, really, what you saw in the video was just some sneaky editing done to make the fine Romanian* cops look like idiots.

Oh, and as for our badass Romanian* cop? He stopped the separatist from hijacking the butter tanker, and he plugged up the hole with the head of the separatists leader. On October 5^th, he was given Romania’s* highest prize for honor and bravery by the Romanian* prime minister: a couple of IHOP coupons and a Weed Whacker.

* If you’re wondering what all the *’s are about, it’s because I was informed that this video actually takes place in Romania and not Croatia like I had originally posted it as. Sorry, I get all mixed up whenever I talk about countries that have nearly no impact on the world.