The New England Patriots take on the upstart Miami Dolphins tonight on Monday Night Football. It should be a decent game and, if there is a God, Tom Brady will tear his ACL again at some point.

In the game itself, we’re taking the Dolphins. This is their year to at the least beat the Patriots, if not win their division. As for this epic showdown to decide which team has the hotter cheerleaders, well, we’re probably taking the Dolphins also. But feel free to argue the point with us.

The Miami Dolphins

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The New England Patriots