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Sometimes people accuse the rich and famous of getting a big head, and they mean it metaphorically.  Metaphors are for suckers.  FunnyCrave lives by a strict code of being literal in all things.  So in the spirit of that, here are a bunch of pictures of famous people who have enormous melons.  Just huge…

Arguably Rihanna's forehead is large enough to show a movie on

Arguably Rihanna's forehead is large enough to show a movie on

Kelly Osbourne's noggin is actually a perfect sphere under that hair.  Scienctists are baffled.

Kelly Osbourne's noggin is actually a perfect sphere under that hair. Scienctists are baffled.

Kelsey Grammer has convinced the world he's smart by cleverly portraying Dr. Frasier Crane as having a skull the size of a toilet bowl.

Kelsey Grammer has convinced the world he's smart by cleverly portraying Dr. Frasier Crane as having a skull the size of a toilet bowl.

Here we see Nicolas Cage's head threatening to bite a camera man

Here we see Nicolas Cage's head threatening to bite a camera man

Newt Gingrich's head is made from recycled ham

Newt Gingrich's head is made from recycled ham

John Madden's head once destroyed Tokyo, then later destroyed half of Tokyo before Mothra stopped it

John Madden's head once destroyed Tokyo, then later destroyed half of Tokyo before Mothra stopped it

Off Camera:  Someone remarking how large Zhang Ziyi's head is.

Off Camera: Someone remarking how large Zhang Ziyi's head is.

Christina Ricci is the kind of girlw ho thinks a gallery of big headed celebrities is awesome and would do the guy who put it together.  Plus her head is of a noteable dimension.

Christina Ricci is the kind of girlw ho thinks a gallery of big headed celebrities is awesome and would do the guy who put it together. Plus her head is of a noteable dimension.

You know why Cedric the Entertainer always has a hat on?  It's all that stop his head from crushing others.

You know why Cedric the Entertainer always has a hat on? It's all that stop his head from crushing others.

Sure, she's hot, but Hayden Panettiere would probably also kill you if she headbutted you.  Just sayin is all.

Sure, she's hot, but Hayden Panettiere would probably also kill you if she headbutted you. Just sayin is all.

Andrew Dice Clay would probably punch me for saying he has a big head.

Andrew Dice Clay would probably punch me for saying he has a big head.

Barfly was an awesome movie, Mickey Rourke!

Barfly was an awesome movie, Mickey Rourke!