We’ve never scored a touchdown. Not a single one. So we can’t imagine the sense of euphoria that must come over a person when they do. That’s why we have such a problem with the recent crackdowns on end zone celebrations. If a man needs to dance, you let him dance.
With that said, there is a plus side to the league’s stricter celebration policy. Sometimes, celebrations go horribly awry. When that happens, someone is usually on hand with a video camera to make sure nobody ever forgets about it. If the players can’t celebrate, they can’t make asses of themselves while celebrating. Kind of like these idiots did…
Monkeys are so goddamn adorable. Look at this little guy, for example. Caught red handed stealing delicious grapes and all he can do in his defense is play to the camera. It’s exactly this type of playful defiance that will lead to him defacing his owner someday in a dispute over the remote control. Adorbs.
At least we hope that’s just a firework that’s intended to be really large. Given it’s proximity to the ground and the people who were launching it, this very well could be a tragic explosion of mass proportions. Saaaaaaaad face!
Sometimes it boggles the mind to think about the lengths people will go to for something they love. Take the bowl haircut sporting weirdo in this video, for example. Over the course of eight arduous minutes, he goes into loving detail about the highlights of his VCR collection. Keep in mind, this isn’t a collection of VHS movies, it’s an actual collection of VCRs. This begs an obvious question…fucking why?
Can you imagine having this class at like 8am or some shit? I’d rather drive a rusty nail into my eardrum than have to try and decipher this horseshit.
