The Flying Donkey…and other awesome stuff from around the web

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[youtube hEep5BrexT0 570 350] 9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year (Cracked) Bill Dollear Is The Greatest Actor Ever (Manofest) The 30 Most Anticipated Movies of 2011 (COED Magazine) Holy Taco Helps Donna Simpson Become the World’s Fattest Woman (Holy Taco) 12 Totally Demented Christmas Songs...

Two Car Nut Shot…and other awesome stuff from around the web

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[youtube 5kdQOEAFCJ4 570 350] 5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass (Cracked) The 9 High School Classmates You’ll Run Into Over Winter Break (COED Magazine) An Open Letter To Natalie Portman On Why She Should Have Been Impregnated By The Holy Taco Staff (Holy Taco) Quit Your Job Like A Man (Modern...

Failed Book Bag Toss…and other awesome stuff from around the web

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[youtube RNsXm99VT2Y 570 350] If TMZ Reporters Were Self-Aware (Cracked) 25 Celebrities With Justin Bieber Hair (Manofest) All I Want For Christmas Is… Denise Milani (COED Magazine) Hey Sixteen-Year-Old Reader, Justin Beiber Has a Better Life Than You! (Holy Taco) “Let It Be” … Sung By 80s...

What An Un-dead Apocalypse Would Look Like

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In an effort to jump start the Halloween spirit, our friends from TermLifeInsurance.org have sent us this graphic showing what an un-dead apocalypse might look like and a handy survival guide to help you navigate it. Click image for larger version EMBED THE IMAGE ABOVE ON YOUR SITE Via: Term Life Insurance

The Boardwalk Empire (Infographic)

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Atlantic City, New Jersey, is famous for its Boardwalk, casinos, shopping, and view of the Atlantic Ocean. It is also the inspiration for Monopoly and the setting of HBO's new series - Boardwalk Empire. Today we take a look at the Boardwalk and its colorful history. If you're planning a trip to Atlantic City, make sure you've got your travel insurance and lots of money.

Beijing Thieves Get Totally Creative with Fake A.T.M.

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If there is one reason why Funnycrave exists, it is to alert consumers of ridiculous fraud theft victims. In Beijing, thieves connived a new way to take the money of unsuspecting, hard-working suckers: making a fake A.T.M. Customer's would insert their card, which would be copied, and their pin number would be recorded after it was entered. Thieves would then make a huge withdrawal, undoubtedly...

10 Disastrous Possible Results of Helen Mirren Posing Topless

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It was recently leaked that notable actress Helen Mirren posed topless for a spread in New York magazine. At first, one might think she is doing this for some sort of female/elderly empowerment, but then Mirren opens her mouth and everybody realizes she's a ditzy whore. "The Playboy Mansion, coke, and the rise of all that - Guccione and Hefner always pushed it as liberation, but it didn't seem...

Doing Drugs in the New Las Vegas Hotels: A Beginner's Guide

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After reading hundreds of drunk Vegas stories and thousands of crazy drug trip reports, we realized two things. First, our jobs are bad-ass; second, there aren't a lot of drug trip reports from the heart of Sin City. We couldn't help but wonder if this was a function of people not being able to remember/type/blink after a Las Vegas trip, or if the tons of new hotels (we count seven) have...

Ask Dr. Fortey – Hemorrhoids

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The internet is a vast resource of vast resources.  Among those resource is the site AskTheDoctor.com which lets you, you know, ask a doctor a question.  But honestly, is a doctor the best person to give out medical advice on the internet when I’m sitting here for like 5 hours a day trying to think of ways to fill a page with delightful comedy?  The answer is yes, you should always seek...

How to Unclog a Drain

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From time to time, every home suffers from a clogged drain.  Maybe it’s grease, maybe it’s hair, maybe it’s CHUDs.  You never know.  The best thing is to be proactive so stuff doesn’t start backing up and making your hosue stink like an unsanitary anus spread wide and waiting to be doused with another splash of soon-to-be-tepid and standing raunch water.

A Short Story Using Every Google Trends Topic

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In a shameless attempt to get more unique hits to our site, I will now present to you a nonsensical short story that contains every single trending topic in the Google Trends top 20 as of this moment. Let’s begin…