Wednesday, July 14, 2010 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
Larissa Riquelme is today’s smoking poll. Drop the apostrophe and the “s” from the end of the word today and move it to the end of that previous sentence. Larissa Riquelme is smoking poll today. I just wanted to point that out in case anyone out there has yet to realize how inappropriate the name of this daily feature is. Ha! “Smoking poll.” See, because “smoking pole” is a euphemism for fellatio. Awesome.
Anyway, right now on Surchur.com, a website that tracks trending topics on the internet, Larissa Riquelme is the #1 most talked about person on the internet. The World Cup has been over since Sunday, the team she promised to run naked for has been eliminated since well before then, yet the internet still can’t get enough of her. This brings up an obvious question…
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
CNN and Money Magazine recently released their annual list of the top 100 Best Places to Live in the United States. Eden Prairie, MN topped the list because, apparently, the people who determined the top spot enjoy hypothermia and rednecks. A bunch of other cities made the list too. As for the top 10, we’ve never heard of any of them. This brings up an obvious question…
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Monday, July 12, 2010 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
Country superstar and former American Idol champion Carrie Underwood was married this weekend to NHL star Mike Fisher in a lavish ceremony in Greensboro, Georgia.
This is fantastic news and it brings up an obvious question.
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
So the long 4th of July weekend has come to an end. And what a weekend it was, right? Was your weekend as incredible as mine? Because I was at a Justin Bieber concert, among other funtastic things. No fucking joke, but more on that later. One thing I didn’t do was watch any fireworks. Did you? If so, I have a question.
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Thursday, July 1, 2010 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
Lebron James free agency is dominating sports news today. The Chicago Bulls appears to be the front runner to land him, and being from Illinois, I sure as shit hope that happens. But there’s always the allure of Jay-Z hanging around in New Jersey and the very real possibility that he’ll just stay with Cleveland. This all brings up an obvious question…
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
The internet was rocked to its very core yesterday when news broke that Hulu.com was launching a monthly subscription service that would require users to pay $10 per month to access the breadth of content available on the site.
The outrage spread far and wide as users vowed to never use the service again lest they be forced to pay money for something on the internet. This brings up an obvious question…
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
It’s been rumored for months, but now it’s official, Steve Carell is leaving The Office after next season. That’s a bummer, but it doesn’t mean the show has to end. Seemingly vital characters have left shows before. Like when Sinbad left A Different World, for example. Who doesn’t remember where they were when they heard that devastating news?
Ok, we really have no idea if Sinbad ever left that show. We totally made that up. But anyway, Steve Carell’s departure raises an obvious question.
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Monday, June 28, 2010 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
The United States was eliminated from the 2010 FIFA World Cup on Saturday after a heartbreaking 2-1 extra time loss to Ghana. Despite the disappointment that abounded over the weekend, the fact remains that the US exceeded most expectations by winning their opening draw, including a dramatic tie with England in the opening game.
But now that it’s over, an obvious question remains.
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Monday, June 14, 2010 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
Disgraced Major League Baseball home run king Barry Bonds scored a major legal victory on Friday when a federal appeals court ruled that government evidence that reportedly proves he used steroids is inadmissible in court. This leaves us with but one choice. We’re going to have to try him right here on the internet. So, here goes…
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