This, apparently, is a translation book containing famous American phrases translated into Japanese. So, needless to say, we’re relocating our headquarters to Japan. (via IAmBored)
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the world’s longest cat. Stewie, a five-year old cat from Nevada, measures 48.5 inches from the tip of his nose to the end of his tail. That’s just over four feet long. Creepy!
Google Street View captured this picture recently. Some people are pretty sure it’s God. If that’s true, we really wish God was focusing his attention on a little more active part of the world. There is literally nothing happening here that needs to be fixed. Get to Detroit or something! (via Buzzfeed)
Are we the only ones wondering how in the hell Frankie Muniz came to have $40,000,000?
Wu-Tang Soccer. It ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.
