CamelAmmo and Camelflage Prevent Cooter Wedgies

Here’s a little known fact about the human female vagina: sometimes, when it’s late in the day and your vagina starts getting tired from putting in a solid 8 hours of work, it will start to get a little loopy and it will become short of breath. When this happens, the vagina’s heavy breathing may cause the unsightly problem known as Camel Toe. Camel Toe is when the vagina breaths so heavily that in its attempts to suck in as much air as it can, it will accidental suck in the panties – making it look like the woman is giving birth to a dromedary feet first.

If you’re a male, here’s a little trick you can do to understand what it’s like to have a vagina that’s thirsty for air: place a napkin over your mouth and breathe in heavily, and then imagine that your mouth isn’t a mouth, that it’s a vagina on your face. That’s what it’s like to be a woman. Of course, the advantage is that women can take in much more oxygen, which is why they make better free divers than men.

Camel toes, while extremely attractive to some men given that it is being showcased by a woman of the adequate hotness, can be pretty embarrassing. But not anymore. Today, it seems that the internet has exploded with excitement over two new products that will surely put an end to vaginal asphyxiation.

Ladies, meet CamelAmmo and Camelflage.

Both products are generally the same idea, but one is far sleeker and requires less construction.

CamelAmmo is basically a little card that a woman can slide in their panties, thus keeping the underwear flat and preventing the vagina from sucking them in as it desperately sucks in air after a long night of clubbing.

Camelflague is essentially the same idea as CamelAmmo, but much more intuitive. Rather than slipping a card around your choochie , the panties themselves have a ridged panty liner pre-sown in to the fabric that, much like the Camel Ammo, prevents your heaving cooter from trying to ingest your underwear.

This is a truly marvelous day for vaginas everywhere!

But one thing that has us here at FunnyCrave concerned is the fact that we’ve never actually seen either of these products in action. So for now, we can only imagine that by using, say, the CamelAmmo, you will just be replacing one problem with another. You may have had camel toe one minute, but after slipping in a CamelAmmo, its smooth surfboard shape will make a lady look like they have the under parts of Ken doll.