Caitlin Upton Joins The Amazing Race

You read that title correctly.  Caitlin Upton is joining the cast of The Amazing Race.  You know, the show that requires you to navigate your way through foreign countries and stuff?  If you remember why people cared about Caitlin Upton for awhile, then you know why this is hilarious.  If the name isn’t ringing any bells, then consider this.

When asked why 1/5 of Americans cannot locate the U.S. on a map, this was her answer:

“I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South America and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

No way is this going to end in disaster!  At any rate, before Caitlin wanders to the end of the Earth and falls right the fuck off, let’s have a gander at some pics.