Boldly Going Where No Evangelical Christian Has Gone Before…

The world of Star Trek is a utopian one. Every series — from the original series to The Next Generation to Deep Space 9 to Voyager to Enterprise – has weird communist/socialist undertones. They never address it out right, but it’s always there. One thing that that’s also never out right talked about is Star Trek’s out right love for Christian Evangelicalism. Some may argue that they don’t mention it because Christian Evangelicalism is nowhere to be found in the Star Trek universe, but that’s just arguing semantics. I mean, c’mon! I don’t know about you, but when I watch it, I feel like I’m being bombarded with one wacky Christian message after another.

If you don’t believe me, just watch this…

See? Crazy.

Now, I’m a Star Trek fan — so while I don’t recognize any of the characters as characters from any of the series, it’s obviously some Star Trek spin-off that I’ve never seen or heard of before. I think this because, well, why would you make something that so blatantly rips off such a popular franchise and cram it full of “God Is Great” kind of messages, when the threat of a copyright infringement law suit looms so large over your production? I mean, it would have to take a special kind of retarded to do something like that. Like Captain Re Tard (I wonder what Sarah Palin would think about that? Does she even believe in space?).

Okay, I’m going to drop the act. This is just awful. I mean, just fucking awful. Why are the Klingons bad guys for being uncircumcised? Why does the Federation love shitty music? Why do the Klingons rock so hard?

I think the moral of the story here, folks, is that if you like good music, be evil. Worship Satan. Hail Satan, in the name of rock…and Klingons!!