Bigfoot Caught on Tape. And He’s Polish.

It’s time to sit down to a warm cup of holy shit, Bigfoot has been caught on tape.  Sure, it’s happened before but this time it happened in Poland.  Poland!  Bigfoot has gone all Oktoberfestive on us and can be seen in some shaky-cam footage bumbling through rocks in what we assume is some kind of really piss poor Polish village or a quarry where they haven’t mastered the art of gravel making yet.  Or hell, maybe Poland just has a lot of stony terrain out in Bigfoot country, we don’t really know much about the country beyond their delicious sausages.

The video above is in Polish, so for your benefit we will translate so you can fully appreciate the breadth and, dare I say, kick assery, of what you’re witnesses.  Yes.  I dare say it.  Kick assery.

0:02 -  Ready?

0:03 – Just need to pull up my pants.

0:05 – Huh?

0:06 – This your hair or mine?

0:07 – I told you I shaved for you.

0:10 – Oh.

0:10 – …never pay attention…

0:11 – No, I noticed, it was nice.

0:12 – Don’t try to take it back now!

0:15 – I’m not, it’s just this hair.  It could have still been stuck to you.

0:18 – Besides, I like a little bush anyway

0:23 – What the fuck is that?

0:24 – Dude, what are you doing?  Put that away and look.  Are you seeing that?

0:27 – Yeah…it’s in my hand.

0:30 – Not that, it’s a fuckin Bigfoot.

0:33 – You think it’s big?

0:34 – Yeah.

0:36 – You know it’s a good size.  Big enough to satisfy that Yeti over there.

0:44 – I think I have a rash…