Axe Body Spray Lawsuit Hoax is Today’s Smoking Poll
By Adam Tod Brown
Yesterday was a tough day around the Funnycrave offices. As early as 7am, our front doors were surrounded by hoardes of angry Adam Lambert fans looking to exact eyeliner caked revenge against us for our Judging an Album By Its cover feature. Man, those were some angry chicks. Wait, I’m getting a note from our publisher. One second…oh, ok, those were all dudes. Who knew? As if that wasn’t harrowing enough, we ran a hilarious story about a dude in India who was suing Axe Body Spray for failing to get him chicks. It was funny, well written and, unfortunately, a total hoax. Turns out, it never actually happened. As a website that prides itself on its staff member’s journalistic integrity and gigantic poons, we must admit, this unexpected turn of events took a toll on our ego. So much so, that we’ve decided we should take action of some sort. We just can’t decide what that action should be. This raises an obvious question…