And So It Begins…The Miley Cyrus Lapdance Video

Just like Britney Spears before her, one of the biggest questions about Miley Cyrus has always been “man, when is she going to start slutting it up?”  Apparently, the answer is “last year.”  As you may remember, last summer she shocked a room full of tweens by breaking out the stripper pole at the Teen Choice Awards, an incident that we not only posted video of, but have now posted a high quality photo of also.  If you’re wondering if we feel a bit creepy about that, yes, we do, if by “a bit” you mean “hella.”

Between the pole dancing, that Vanity Fair photo shoot and those suggestive pictures she texted to some awfully lucky 15 year old awhile back, evidence has been mounting that “Hannah Montana” may one day make the leap from being a Disney cash cow into a pretty solid porn name.  And now, this has happened…

Yep, that’s a 16 year old Miley Cyrus grinding the shit out of a 44 year old record producer.  Granted, by all accounts, he’s super gay.  But he also appears to have a super boner at one point during the lap dance, so the inappropriate levels are still pretty much through the roof.  And even if it’s perfectly innocent, which I assume most 16 year olds attending raucous Hollywood shindigs sans parents usually is, if you’re going to be handing out lap dances to someone who prefers dudes, couldn’t you at least do it with some other hot (and preferably legal) chick?  What a selfish jackass she is.

At any rate, even if she’s still cranking out shitty Disney movies, it appears that things will probably be getting a lot more grown up soon.  But that’s how it usually happens.  One week, Lindsay Lohan was starring in Confessions of a Drama Queen, the next week she was starring in Blacked Out In the Back of a Car Inadvertently Flashing My Cooter.  I think I know who I’m putting my money on to get the lead role in the sequel to that flick.