Comments on: A Practical Guide to Slapping Other People’s Kids In Public

By: @IanFortey

@IanFortey — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 19:56:57 +0000

Yes, between the time the story of the man slapping a child broke and the next day when Adam posted this, he not only pitched it at Cracked in a format that totally doesn't reflect anything that Cracked has ever published, but the editors took the time to review and outright deny it, such that he could post it here the next day.

If your halfway house ever sets up a detective agency, like say they need someone to track down the moist towelettes when you guys have accidents or whatever, I think you may just be the man for the job.

By: LEANDER

LEANDER — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 19:04:19 +0000

Ugh, see, your pussy little cop out at the end of the article is why this wasn’t good enough for Cracked (which is seriously fucking saying something) b/c no doubt you tried pitching this to them and they shot it down.

This was pretty funny up until the end. And fuck other races’ kids! Fuck black people’s kids and asians’ kids and hispanic kids like anybody else! If they give you shit, shoot them. NO PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT>

By: Trouble

Trouble — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 08:13:27 +0000

Did Jon really stumble upon this website in hopes of parenting advice? Not likely…unless perhaps, its Jon Gosselin…

By: LuisPrada

LuisPrada — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:26:03 +0000

I think Jon is retarded

By: Alyssa

Alyssa — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:50:35 +0000

Hey jon, who the fuck is dumb enough to read an article on a website called FunnyCrave and not comprehend that it's comedy? Fucking retard.

By: AdamTodBrown

AdamTodBrown — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:38:39 +0000

"Who the fuck is dumb enough to think they can hit a kid and get away with it?"

My mom.

By: jon

jon — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:34:57 +0000

that was stupid… I thought it was gonna be ways to discipline them without hitting them.
Who the fuck is dumb enough to think they can hit a kid and get away with it?
fucking retards

By: mike

mike — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:09:58 +0000

i love you man