A Kindly Google Request and Other Funny Stuff: October 1st, 2009

As much as we would love to be able to say we were the ones who received the adorable email you see above, it just isn’t so.  Turns out, there isn’t much competition for Google ranking tied to the keywords “dick joke.”  But the email is real, so real, in fact, that the original posting of this on Buzzfeed still has the original email of the guy who received it in plain sight.  We’re sure that won’t end in disaster.

Pedobear Speaks Out in Defense of Roman Polanski (HolyTaco)

Comic Book Cocktails: Superhero Inspired Booze You Can Use (ComicsAlliance)

Big Mouth Bass Billy 2K9 (YepYep)

The Brave Tale of Maxwell the Dinosaur and Dr. Prehistoria (Cracked)

Be Advised, Shitty Dance Moves Will Get You Beat Up (FoundryMusic)

Rejected Titles for Sarah Palin’s New Book (DaveandThomas)

20 Videos of Animals Attacking Douchebags on TV (TVMunchies)

5 Things You Didn’t Know About Roman Polanski (AskMen)

10 Science Fiction Concepts Ruined By Human Nature (Gunaxin)

Yay, It’s Bert and Ernie Time  AHHWHATTHEFUCK?!?!? (WarmingGlow)

Hell Yeah, This Kid Likes to Party (UnStructed)

25 Funniest Sports Center Commercials (BleacherReport)

Awesome Futon Fail (CollegeHumor)

20 Stupid Things To Do On the Office Dry Erase Board (MinimumRage)

Awesome David Bowie Karate Lesson (StephenBailey)