KITTY PORN: True story, when I was a kid, a neighbor of mine was arrested and sent away never to be seen again.  One day, I overheard my parents discussing it and they said he was arrested for having kiddie porn.

At the time, I knew what porn was, but my idea of what kiddie porn was turned out to be way off.  When you’re that young, you don’t hear it as “kiddie porn.”  You hear it as “kitty porn.”  I never understood why that perv got such a thrill out of looking at pictures of cats with no clothes on.

The moral of that story?  Kids are stupid.  Cats, on the other hand, are so adorable.  Especially when they’re getting it on!