13 Awesome Moments in an Internet for Kids PSA
By Ian Fortey1 – The Theme Song: What the fuck just happened? The video hasn’t officially started and you just promised me not only a world of virtual reality, but that we’ll be riding on the internet? What the fuck does that even mean? And are these the lyrics – “Cyber space, sex free, hello virtual reality?” She says sex free, right? Right?
2 – Is that boy the son of former Goonie Martha Plimpton?
3 – At about 44 seconds, little Plimpton looks directly at the camera, then turns to his ethnic friend Andrew and says “what’s up?!” before laying the most insincere high five on him in the history of all lame PSA high fives.
4 – Mom reveals that the girl’s name is Dasha? And they’re not allowed to use the computer for that cyber net stuff. Oh mom, you ignorant twat! Ha ha ha!
5 – The first thing you need to know is that the internet is amazing. The second thing you need to know is that it will give you Hitler AIDS if you don’t respect it.
6 – A web page is not something ducks walk on, Andrew. If you want Hitler AIDS, keep using that saucy mouth.
7 – Download? Browser? GooGuzzlingGranny.com? Fuck, the internets is hard.
8 – They got more stuff than you can imagine! It’s true. They got it.
9 – Wait, is that Barbarian Porno? Oh man, is the Barbarian Porno PSA? This is awesome!
10 – Pause. Scroll down website on which video was posted. Nope, not everyone gets the joke.
11 – Pixilated Egypt porn! Yes!
12 – The screensavers at school suck so bad I want to smash someone’s balls
13 – Did mom just give the thumbs up? Fuck.
